Monday December 17th, 2018
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2018 Slammies!

 

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2018 SLAMMIES!!!
*Some are local players*
IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MOST, DONT WORRY MOST DO… 😉


1. HUMANITARIAN OF THE YEAR… Andrew Collins 
2.MR. HUSTLE… DONALD THE HAMMONATOR HAMMONDS Donnie Hammonds
3. PLAYER MOST LIKELY TO LOOK LIKE HE JUST GOT OUT OF POOL WITH HIS UNIFORM ON AFTER 1 GAME… DANIEL "SWEATBOX" BEAN Daniel Bean
4.BIGGEST TROLL ON FACEBOOK… Robbie Fow (NATIONALLY) Michael Kalinowski (LOCALLY)
5.BEST EYEBLACK… NO ONE!!! SHIT IS SO F***ING STUPID
6.BEST HAIR Zach Messer (IVE SEEN BETTER HEADS OF HAIR ON A BAR OF SOAP " QOUTE FROM THE LATE Ryan Robbins
7.SPONSOR MOST LIKELY TO PULL THE PLUG AFTER CINCY MAJOR !!! Jon Kilburn 
8. PLAYER MOST LIKELY TO "OD" FROM TACO BELL OR BLOW OUT HIS SPHINCTER… Ryan McClanahan
9.THE AC03 2.0 AWARD WINNER Daniel Mcclement
10.PLAYER MOST LIKELY TO BE A SERIAL KILLER… Brad Lunda
11.PERSON LEAST LIKELY TO BE HEARD AT A CONFERENCE EVENT… Mark D McCorrison
12.PLAYER MOST LIKELY TO WORK AT A TOOTSIE ROLL FACTORY… Ryan Dacko
13.PLAYER MOST LIKELY TO GO TO 3 CONFERENCE TEAMS A YEAR N NOT GOOD ONES… Curtis Cornett
14.WWE MIDGET TAG TEAM THAT STILL FIND TIME TO PLAY IN CONFERENCE… Rocky Staton Josh Brown OR Patrick Price N Jared Hunt
15.BEST ASIAN COMBO… DANIEL CAYTON N CHRIS ANNINOS 
16.PLAYER MOST LIKELY TO BE ON TINDER IN THE DUGOUT DURING HIS GAME… Brett McCollum 
17.2018 SPORTSMANSHIP AWARD WINNER…
Jason Branch/ ANDY PURCELL 
18. PLAYER MOST LIKELY TO SAY IN NOV 2017 HE'LL DEFINETELY BE THE STARTING PITCHER PITCHER FOR SISMAJOR TEAM BY 2019.. Andrew Vitcak YEAH SIS/PRECISION AA TEAM
19. PITCHER WHO CALLS UP 15 TEAMS IN THE OFFSEAON TO ASK TO BE A BACKUP… Kevin Johnson Aarron lewicki…
20. Finally, the 2018 CONFERENCE MALE MODEL/SELFIE KING… HE NEEDS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO INTRODUCTION… ENJOY LADIES OR GENTS, IM SO CONFUSED…. 

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