Tuesday March 26th, 2024
TEXT_SIZE

2015 Snowball Tournament – Denison, Texas!

 

2015 Official Snowball Report:

Kenny Mayne here with your official Snowball report. This years event was nothing short of spectacular as the festivities opened up with a home run derby Friday night in the frigid back woods of Denison, Texas. Yes, Denison not to be confused with Denton or any other rural Texas/Oklahoma sub 5,000 population small town. Balls were hit further then a shot off a beer can from John Daly. But there could only be one winner in this awesome display of raw power and that winner was Isaac Gonzales of Super Troopers A.K.A. STD.

The tournament began immediately after with the Billy Bob Bandits challenged with defending their 2014 crown and they wasted no time running through this tournament until they met the Fallout/Buzini team in the king seat game. Billy Bob Bandits beat them so bad they packed up and left!! The Bandits wouldn't be challenged until the championship game where they all apparently caught temporary STD's from a hot Super Trooper team lead by one Jon Kilburn. Kilburn A.K.A. KillBomb put on a hitting clinic hitting balls through great players Jason Ferguson, Steve Whaley, and almost neutered one Kevin Ballard! KILLBOMB!! The Bandits were pushed to an "if" game where apparently the STD's overdosed on their victory and were dump trucked by more runs then Taylor Albrecht used wet wipes this weekend. The Billy Bob Bandits were led in hitting by the man himself Billy Bob Hubbard and Coby Shahan who both posted a 1.000 batting average. The Billy Bob Bandits defended their crown winning their second straight Snowball extravaganza!

In the Coed, the LC Hollywood's Lingerie team led by Manager/CEO/Player Trish Melton ran through the bracket. Trish battled freezing temperatures, drunken ball players, and the inevitable schedule conflict as she pulled off a gem of a coaching effort in her run to the crown!

Highlight moments of the weekend were:

14 year old Zeke Russell hitting a bomb into the trees to open the home run derby!

Cooper VittiWow signing autographs at the ASP Trailer.

Jon "KillBomb" Kilburn putting on a back side johnny hitting display all weekend.

Ortiz A.K.A. O-Zone was in the ZONE of SHINE as he humped many people on his way to the Coed crown!

Cory Large running around in circles in the outfield like a broken GPS device. However, he did manage to make it back to the room this year which had to be more comfortable then the green trash can he was wrapped around last year.

LC winning the $100 challenge that he wouldn't yell, cuss, or throw a team mate under the bus, which Large was single handedly attempting to sabotage with his broken GPS routes in LF.

Big thank you goes out to the staff of Denison Parks and recreation as well as the field crew who managed to turn fields that were under water Friday morning into playable fields that night! Until next year, thank you and goodnight!

2 responses to “2015 Snowball Tournament – Denison, Texas!”

  1. louis says:

    Great tourney if you haven’t been to it I suggest you give it a shot sometime..3days of non-stop ball and unlimited bombs lots of good competition out in Denison also..you should come out next year d.w.

  2. Vivid #13 says:

    Well written and a great read! Laughed my considerable a$$ off… Well done Kenny

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.